No One Wants to Be Here

This photo is epic. Donald, posing with members of his Security Council, is signing a bunch of bills, but none of them are related to security or defense.

Upon closer examination with the SippyCupSnark2000 Algorithm, we can discern each person's true thoughts at the moment.

GOP House Fails, Donald Throws Tantrum

This pretty much sums it all up.

When Donald Loses Focus Watch Out

The name of the song is, "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"

Representative Devin Nunes' Actions, Described With Emoticons

Devin Nunes, chair of the House Intelligence Committee, won't investigate Russian involvement in hacking or Trump's team. In fact, he's now openly defending Trump, saying that there are no ties, even though he hasn't actually done any investigation to come to this conclusion. All of this is somewhat disturbing since it was Trump himself who said all this info was classified, to begin with.

It seems appropriate to distill Devin Nunes' actions down to a handful of emoticons:

👎🔎 🙉🙈🙊 😗🍑 💰👍

At this point, I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop -- as in Pam Bondi style.

Stephen Colbert Totally Trolling White House

On Monday's show, Stephen Colbert took W.H. talking head (aka Senior Adviser) Stephen Miller up on his offer to go on to "any show, any time, anywhere" and challenged him to come to the Late Show noting, "if you don't show up, I'm going to call you a liar. And if you do show up, I'm going to call you a liar to your face."

Tonight, they worked the gag into the intro.

Bravo, Colbert!

Some Suggested Protest Banners

Many people have figured out how to get The Emperor to lose it, while others haven't quite figured it out. Tiny signs are impossible to read, especially for a guy who does not read much nor inclined to read anything but simple points. Also, he doesn't care about what you think on the issues, but he does care about his image and messages about his image.

Therefore, rather than holding up individual signs, to get your message across, you must coordinate and use banners. Most importantly, you must attack appropriately.

If you're going to line the bridge to Mar-a-Lago (or anywhere, really) here are some of my suggestions:

Russia Unaware of Irony.

WARNING: This post has been rated 3 face-palms (🤦🤦🤦)

Dostoyevsky is rolling in his grave. Upset that President Obama kicked off new sanctions and purged Russian diplomats from US soil in response to their hacking of the US elections, the Russian Embassy in UK attempted to respond:

Thing is, however, obviously this lame duck isn't so lame if he got an official embassy to troll with contradictory statements in a single tweet.

We call this irony. In Russia, it is called diplomacy.