Thursday, December 15, 2016

People Who End Their Sentences With "So..."

Within the last ten years, young people have increasingly ended their sentences with "so...".
Fred: "Are you hungry for lunch?"
Barney: "I had breakfast at 10, so..."
I propose that people ought to help these hapless folks complete their sentences with the tried and true, "...so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico."
Fred: "Are you hungry for lunch?"
Barney: "I had breakfast at 10, so..." 
Wilma: "...so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico?"
Leave them dazed and confused.

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