Donald and Kush, Rickrollers?

Word is, the FBI sees Jared Kushner as a person of interest. In Saudi Arabia, Donald and Kush are singing to each other:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you





In Washington DC, Ivanka is freaking out that Orange is the new black. 

Caption Contest.

• "I am not amused with your petulance."
• "I will take your question, but first you must say, "Pretty please"."
• "This job sucks. Why did I take it?"
• "I called you last night Josh but you didn't pick up. Why didn't you pick the phone up, Josh? Why, Josh?"
• "They're cutting my health insurance. Do you know how that makes me feel?"
• "Ugh. The roasted garlic is not sitting well in my stomach."
• "No one's asking about my pearl necklace. Why isn't anyone asking about my pearl necklace? Did I gain weight? That's gotta be it, I must have gained weight."

Sarah Huckabee Sanders meets Grumpy Cat

North Korean Snarky Pas de Deux With Donald

NK can't stop its snarky insults against Donald. Admittedly, snark is an addictive drug, especially when mixed in with a little "Cheeto dust". (Please don't snort "Cheeto dust".)

But Donald's thin skin means he doesn't have a sense of humor. For your consideration, this is what NK's official news outlet tweeted last Thursday.

The next day, he told Reuters, "There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea, absolutely."

NK did not take that sitting down.

A few days later, perhaps after being admonished from engaging in an escalating tweet war, Donald said, "If it would be appropriate for me to meet with him...I would be honored to do it."

NK issued its response via Donald's known communication channel, Twitter.

Ouch.

Now, I don't really think that Donald actually pays attention to what NK's official news outlet says on Twitter, but...what if he does? Yikes!

Jared! Ivanka! Save the world and change Donald's password so he can't access Twitter!